Dear Craig,
You and I are similar guys. You're very handsome. I'm very handsome. You love hayrides. I love hayrides. You Tivo Simon & Simon. I Tivo Simon & Simon.
But there is one similarity that makes our similarities very similar. Your new webseries, Bathing with Bierko, is exactly like this blog you're reading. In your webseries you interview celebs in the bathtub. On my blog I interview celebs in the shower. You bathed John Malkovich. I've bathed Mark Linn-Baker, Derek Jeter, Bell Biv Devoe, Teen Wolf and other major stars.
You see what I mean?
Now since we're so similar, I'm sure you didn't steal my well-documented idea on purpose. You know what they say, great minds stink alike. But I do hope that you recognize the four years of pure hilarity I've put into this blog and offer me a job on your show.
A conscience is only clean after it bathes. Do what's right and let me into the shower.
Your handsome and intellectual double,
Marc Cantone
